- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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