Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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knock knock get lost!

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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?J?o?k?e?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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