Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Cheese stick

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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