- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

The jets are a good team..

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

The Pope

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

shut up iggy

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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