- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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