I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Woman's rights

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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