knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Mark Wilson

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Agent 47.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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