One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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women's rights

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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hi patrick

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The Detroit Lions

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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