Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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