What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Mark Wilson

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Agent 47.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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