- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

How long is a china man?

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

acualy is dolan

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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