- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

david what a baghead

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

banana

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

your mother

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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