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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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