- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What's 9+10? 19

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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