- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

A man... walks.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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