- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

At least I dont have AIDS.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

A black person walks out of KFC

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

A horse walks into a barn.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

The Christian Bible.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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