- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

whats a willy? -brock

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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