4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Your grandma's cookies.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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