Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

At least I dont have AIDS.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

A black person walks out of KFC

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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