a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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charlie sheen losing

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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whats a willy? -brock

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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