What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Potassium? K.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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