why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Why did the dog eat poop?

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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