What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Bob dole

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

brian mcgee is gay!

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

try slamming a revolving door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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