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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

try slamming a revolving door

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How much Is a free app on my market?

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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