i dont like chris

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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