Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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tee hee

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Womens' sports

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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