Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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women's rights

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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