- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What's 9+10? 19

How do you spell eight? 8

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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