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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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