Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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My parents died!

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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