Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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