- Anti Joke

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper