- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

A man walks into a bar.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

the asian kid gets an F

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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