A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Anti Joke

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