What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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lol a man is drowning

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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