Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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The WNBA

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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PSN IS UP

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