How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Joke.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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