A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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whats up fuch you bitch

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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