Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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This is not a joke or is it

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Sarah Palin

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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