why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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WHAT????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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