Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

whats one plus one penis

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

whats white and looks like paper paper

The Christian Bible.

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