What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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A man... walks.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Poop

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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