- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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