- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

hextech crafting too opieop

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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