What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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