you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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