what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Gingers.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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girls basketball

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Anti Joke

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