Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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