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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

what is a chicken answer: chicken

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

hey, my names mark.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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