- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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