- Anti Joke

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K