- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

whats yellow? lots of things.

A possesed goat: "moo"

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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