out of your comfort zone

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Scott Gomez

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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