Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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out of your comfort zone

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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