If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

A chicken walks into a barn.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

JUST KIDDING^

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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