- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

No, Trinidad.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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