- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

run farther?

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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