nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

My parents have an open marriage.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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