Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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you lose.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Anti Joke

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