Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Women's rights

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Please? No.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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richard is fag

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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