What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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