What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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The Holocaust.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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