- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

No, Trinidad.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

a pornstar comes early to a party

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

run farther?

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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