- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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