- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??