- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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