- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Nice belt.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

A Fat Kenyan

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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