- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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