- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

women's rights

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

anal seepage

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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