- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What's big and fat? An obese man.

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