- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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