- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

One day a man walked into a wall

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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