- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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