What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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obama

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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