What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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all your base are belong to mark

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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