What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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A man sat on a chair

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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My penis is big... not.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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WEED!

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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