- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What can fly? Lots of things

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

elen degeneres is straight....

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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