A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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