- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

What is more worse than death? Death

Moo! I'm a goat!

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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