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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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